wildcosmia:

afroamericanpsycho:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard

oh mY GODDD

thehalfwrittenbook:

i have this irrational fear that everyone hates me and everyone who says they like me is lying or is eventually going to hate me or find me annoying 

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
  • if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

    "If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that."
    spideymayne:

Bong rips.

My nigga.
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